| Opening Up |
[Jul. 9th, 2009|01:34 pm] |
Last night I was having some fun (sex) with my bf and I started to really get into it - usually I'm not one to be vocal or loud, but last night it felt so good that I was moaning and getting louder and louder. I could tell by his reaction that he was enjoying it, so I tired my hand at some dirty talk, didn't really say much but at least I tried.
After we were through he told me how much he enjoyed seeing me that excited and also said he was pretty sure the people next door could hear me. That kinda (in a wierd way) brought a little smile to me face.
My question is - are you loud/vocal during sex? Has anyone ever heard you or heard them?
TIA |
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| Way to go, me. |
[Jul. 8th, 2009|08:02 pm] |
Last night, the boy-thing wanted to try and go down on me for the first time EVAR in six or so months of sexytimes. He was nervous, as he'd only done it once before with someone else and evidently it didn't go that well. I try to be encouraging, letting him know if he was doing something wrong I'd let him know, etc.
So, he's getting me all nice and tingly, and I pull down my underoos so his face can have access. He gets this kind of embarrassed look, and gently tells me I have a wad of TP all up in my cooter by referencing an entry from Texts From Last Night I'd sent him the day before. Ugh, goddamn.
If I'd've known he wanted to have to face-to-puss meeting that night, I would've done a little landscaping in the lady garden, not eaten the cheap ramen lunch cup that probably made me taste horrendous, and CHECKED MY JUNK AFTER PEEING. |
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[Jul. 8th, 2009|07:23 pm] |
Sitting on the couch, watching the Red Sox game, and my sister shoves her foot in my face and says "Look, I'm peeling the skin off my foot."
Needless to say, I'm jealous. It's so beautiful. |
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| Constipation! |
[Jul. 8th, 2009|07:22 pm] |
I have not pooed in over a week. God help me.
It's like there's a tiny little butt-Gandalf standing in my colon, yelling, "you shall not pass!"
Ugh. |
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| First manual stimulation orgasm |
[Jul. 7th, 2009|04:49 pm] |
It. Was. AMAZING.
Seriously.
I felt a little raw afterwards, but that may have been because I was SO close, but it just wasn't getting there, so I grabbed the boy's hand and started bucking my hips like there was no tomorrow. And then it happened, and I was screaming, and I didn't move for ten minutes afterwards.
Little backstory: I was having sex for two years before I ever came from vaginal intercourse, and then another three years after that was the first time I came while NOT being on top, and now, two years later, I am having orgasms caused by fingers and tongues alone. Needless to say, I'm pretty fucking happy that this is happening because I was convinced that it was never going to happen, so a lot of the time fingering never even factored into foreplay because I thought it was pointless.
Well, not anymore.
(Extreme TMI, I suppose, but I just had to share with someone.) |
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[Jul. 6th, 2009|02:19 am] |
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| FUCK YOU, UTERUS |
[Jul. 5th, 2009|02:04 pm] |
Last chance to call off work was 12:45 and of course mega cramps with period poops hit at 1:05ish. OMFG CAN'T MOVE.
I don't know about you ladies, but my period poop is always greenish diahhrea. I get a kick from how that + red period blood = christmas in my toilet. :)
(But really, why does a menstrual cycle affect poop?) |
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[Jul. 5th, 2009|10:12 pm] |
Gaaaah. Get on with the menstruating already, uterus. Cosfest is next week. If you start now, I'll at least have a super-light flow then and not have to go to the loo with a bunch of props (going alone, so no one else to take care of 'em).
At least I'm not cosplaying too. |
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[Jul. 4th, 2009|11:41 pm] |
The Boy bought me a pack of Midol on the way home from Rhode Island because my cramps were so bad and the Midol I'd taken at home was starting to wear off. When I tried to pay him back for it, he refused, saying I needed it and he felt it was saving a lady.
Keeper, y/y? Love the ones who empathize with my uterus bleeding. |
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| Blueberry Poo |
[Jul. 4th, 2009|11:04 am] |
I ate quite a few frozen blueberries last night. They were very refreshing after a hot summer day. I didn't think I had eaten too many...until this morning. I had my morning poo, and found that what had exited me was a purple and brown "log". The colors were separated down the middle, longways.
I smelled the toilet paper...it smelled like blueberries, with just a hint of poo.
When I flushed, the entire toilet bowl looked like I had just dumped blueberries into it.
That was a very fun experience. |
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[Jul. 3rd, 2009|07:29 pm] |
I seriously love the new Wendy's Sweet and Spicy Asian boneless wings. (which are really nuggets but nummy nonetheless.)
However, my digestive system does not love them.
I had to sit on the toilet for almost an hour last night due to explosive diarrhea. (I sat there for almost an hour because every time I stood up, I got that feeling and had to sit back down for another round)
When I was done, I naturally looked in the toilet. It was bright reddish orange and dotted with chili pepper skins. If the batteries in my digital camera weren't dead, I would have taken a picture to post over at ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) tmi_pics. |
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[Jul. 4th, 2009|02:17 pm] |
Ever since I got on the injection (Depo Provera), I haven't had any period stories to tell, cos I no longer get them. I don't even get spotting! It's great.
Instead, I get other weird side-effects.
I seem to now have LOTS of excess air/gas in my cooch, I'm always "farting" from there. If I sit down for ages and not move, it builds up, so getting up is embarrassing if other people are around. The only time I ever got this before was when my ex bf and I would have doggy style sex.
I also have to shit way more. Yesterday I had to shit six times. This is a lot, even for me.
I do have to shit loads if I get nervous or excited. I went to see WWE Raw live last night, I'd been looking forward to it for nine months. So at least I know why I was shitting lots.
It hurt too, my ass was burning by the sixth time. Ow.
And am I the only person who has to pee way more in cold weather? It was uber cold the other night (down to almost 0°C), and for the whole evening I had to pee like fifty times. I'd go and 20 minutes I'd be busting again. It's only in really cold weather though, cos it was a lot warmer the next night and I just went the normal amount of times. Alcohol makes me pee lots too, I drink half a bottle of something and have to pee so bad about ten minutes later, but I can drink nearly a whole bottle of water and not have to pee for hours. |
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| Quick birth control question.... |
[Jul. 3rd, 2009|09:02 pm] |
I have like two days left of pills and I'm starting to spot. Is this normal? Can your period start before you've finished the pills for the month, especially being that this was my first month taking this particular birth control? I was just wondering! Thanks girls! |
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[Jul. 3rd, 2009|06:09 pm] |
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Dear Uterus,
I know these new hormones are making you really confused right now, but do you think you could stop bleeding sometime soon? I mean, it's been like 24 days now. I'm kind of tired of waking up to "CSI: Vagina" every day.
Also, I'd really like to get laid sometime soon, and if I have Niagara Falls between my legs, it kind of kills the mood.
Please?
Love,
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[Jul. 3rd, 2009|01:05 pm] |
Do any of y'all find that when you masturbate a whole lot it makes you just as horny as you were when you started a couple hours later? I'm house sitting now so I have a whole lot of time to kill, and DIY sex just ain't doing it for me.
I'm a little embarrassed to say this even here, but I'm a few months from thirty and I'm still a virgin (this is the part where I always get all defensive about how in college I was way older than most other students since I took a few years off and then went to community college, and I'm staying with my folks because of our fantastic economy so bringing home a bit of tail would be awkward, blah blah). I guess my cooter has decided that plastic isn't good enough for it any more and it wants real live cock.
Which is a problem because I don't know where to get real live cock. I'm younger than pretty much everyone at work by ten to twenty years, friends I find attractive are all either in relationships or of conflicting orientations, I don't like bars or clubs and I'm so far into suburban hell that the nearest one is half an hour away anyway. I've even thought of looking at what there is on the hookups section of Craiglist for this area, but some combination of pride and common sense keeps making me go "no, icky. Also probably not real safe" whenever I start to go there.
Anyway, I'm mostly just complaining. Don't mind me. |
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[Jul. 2nd, 2009|11:48 am] |
Sooo I've got a problem that I figured you guys might know what to do about.
I was treated for a bladder infection recently, it finally went away, but something I thought was a symptom hasn't gone away. When my boyfriend and I have sex, it burns! It feels like the entrance and inside of my vagina are stinging, almost like a sunburn where it hurts to touch. And then afterwards when I pee it also burns, but I can tell it's not because of my bladder. Also I've been bleeding a little bit afterwards. I can tell I'm not spotting or anything, but it is just a little bit on the toilet paper when I pee.
I figure I need to go to the doctor. I've just been going so much recently I'm really tired of it. And I want to at least know what you guys think it is.
Oh, and it's not like our lube or anything, because we have a lot of different kinds and switch every time. |
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| "It's a rather tender subject...another slice anyone?" |
[Jul. 2nd, 2009|12:59 am] |
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Ok, so as I have previously stated, my uterus is trying to kill me. Last month, I had almost month long period. I finally made it over to Planned Parenthood where I was cleared for the fun stuff like gonorrhea, syphilis, etc., negative pregnancy test (I hadn't had sex in a month at that point) and my pap was normal. They started me on birth control, which is my first time on the actual Pill as I used to use the patch. I have three days left of my third week, so my period should be arriving sometime next week. My question is is it normal to have sore boobs, massive cravings for weird things like green olives and raw mushrooms (ironically, I hated green olives until I was pregnant 12 years ago but I still like them and have always loved raw mushrooms), and having "rolling" menstrual cramps, meaning they don't stick around, just twinges or waves of discomfort and they're gone. Being that this is my first month on the Pill, is this normal? Trust me, I've enjoyed not being worried about a three week period, but I'm just a wee bit concerned. I haven't had sex in now two months....just hadn't really wanted to. I was excited at the prospect of getting a new dildo but when I actually thought of using it, it didn't arouse me at all. I work in a freaking sex shop! I have to keep the monitor on when the dirty old men go back to preview a movie and the things that used to make me horny as hell, just don't anymore. I get pissy at the smallest thing and curse up a storm, usually just at myself when I can't find something or what not. Any advice on how to curtail some of these things or am I just up shit creek without a paddle? Thanks in advance! |
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[Jul. 1st, 2009|05:53 pm] |
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So I just got out of the dentist for a deep-clean on the right side of my mouth. Other than beig numb still (got out 3 hours ago) things are going well. Oh wait one area of my gums is still bleeding (which they said might happen- I just dindn't expect it to be this bad. It's clotting, and being mixed with my salivia, it remindig me of period blood. :D |
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[Jun. 30th, 2009|09:27 pm] |
Who has dreams that they're lying in bed?
I do.
Who has dreams that they're lying in bed and their fart is strong enough to launch them off the bed?
I do.
Who farted in her sleep and woke up face down on the hardwood floor?
This moi. |
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[Jun. 30th, 2009|05:20 pm] |
I poop very regularly, quick rabbit pellets. "ploop ploop ploop ploop" and I'm done. *Yay happy bowel dance* So I was a little surprised when I went to do my business and shat wet clay for about 7 minutes continuously. Me being me, I always looks at what I've done and wow, my bum made itself an over achiever today. I pooped so much I had a mountain sticking up out of the water in the center. Like a corn studded model of Hawaii.
I didn't eat or do anything different; the usual goth night + booze + Taco Bell 2am "dinner". I wish I knew it was coming, I would have weighed myself beforehand. I feel like I've dropped five pounds. I'm kinda proud of my bum right now, it took one for the team. |
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